11/04/06

25/04/2004: 10:14pm

Welcome back to me!

Well I went home for 4 days and took about 130 photos of the house etc. Check out the updates to the Goats page! I have lots of photos of my pet goat frosty from when I was 12 available there. Click on the picture below for a HUGE picture!

New Sunsets added.

New movie added! A movie of me driving into Kawerau.

Check out the new photos of my house!

Want to know how to bake a fruit cake? Click here...

Today's Random Picture: My sister!!!

Are you wondering how I beat Malcolm in UT2004? Here is a strategy that will have you victorious in a matter of twenty minutes.

1. Never get into close range. If you do, Malcolm will pull out the Flak Cannon and kill you.

2. He is 100% accurate with the minigun. If he starts shooting and your health is dropping run away before it is too late.

3. Occasionally he will get stuck on the map, or fall off a ledge, or blow himself up. This is to your advantage, basically you can win by not letting him kill you.

4. The best weapons to use against Malcolm are the minigun, the Shock Rifle, the Rocket Launcher, and the Flak Cannon.

5. If you pick up the grenade launcher, drop it immediately. It is the most useless weapon in the game.

6. The Bio-Rifle: Only use in rare circumstances, it is too inaccurate and Malcolm can dodge instantly.

7. Hang around the top of the ship where the Shock Rifle is located. All I did was go around in a circle collecting the adrenaline and health until Malcolm came up and I (hopefully) killed him.

8. When your adrenaline is full use BOOSTER! (back, back, back, back). This is the best way to get your health to max (199) and your shield to max (150).

9. Get the Super Shield. Preferably before Malcolm does. However, get back up to the top of the ship immediately, because in close range combat Malcolm will generally win.

10. Use the Shock Rifle at long range. You may even be able to knock Malcolm off the edge of the ship (which counts as your kill).

11. Don't bother trying to lock rockets onto Malcolm. They will generally miss as he will dodge at the last second.

12. I won 1 kill, 4 vs. 5. Since I was up at the top of the ship I rarely saw Malcolm, thus I was able to win by not dying as often as him.

I was playing on Skilled.

I hope this walkthrough of how to beat Malcolm in UT2004 on Hyperblast 2 has been helpful to you.

Today's Random Picture: A Hot Roast Chicken!!!

Well after playing the Soldner demo again and configuring the joystick I must say it is better than I thought...It was kinda fun killing people in the helicopter.

However the demo is an unoptimized piece of shit.

See you on the forums...

I FINALLY BEAT UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2004!!! I won by 1 kill (4 vs. 5) when the time limit expired. That was one frustrating level... Hyperblast 2 is teh suxxxxxxx...

Anyway I have decided not to do my assignment today. I also got a haircut!!! Want a pic? Email

Do you like my Counter-Strike: Condition Zero screenshots?

Good morning! Today will be a joyous day. I get to do my assignment! Halleluiah!

I have one level left on UT2004 vs. Malcolm. Hopefully I will finish this today.

I also need to get an appointment for a haircut.

Oh and my laundry is finished, I must take it outside.

Today's Random Picture: The Guest Accommodations!

Yesterday we had a LAN Party in my friend's garage. Had a crappy game of a Warcraft 3 Mod called "Rival Nations", which sucks, a great game of Starcraft (Battlecruisers ROCK!) and we also played UT2004, Quake 2 Instagib, Colin McRae Rally 4, Virtual Skipper 3 and the Soldner beta demo.

Soldner...what a pile of crap. From the crap-tastic frame rate, the shocking physics, moronic controls and just about everything else, this game deserves to die. The helicopter is impossible to fly, and the controls on the tanks and other vehicles, not to mention the physics of the driving model itself, are ridiculous!

In other news, I have one level to go on UT2004 before I am the CHAMPION! I just need to beat Malcolm on DM-Hyperblast 2. Unfortunately it is one of the worst maps ever created, so I need to check if I can change the arena.

Meanwhile here is today's Random Picture: An accidental picture I took of the stairs. Notice the flying bug on the wall:

Well I just got back from the dentist. Local anesthetic is teh fun.

Yesterday I finished CTF in UT2004 single player. Today: Bombing Run and maybe double domination, but double domination is hard!!! Useless bots on my side, I swear they are all retards...

And today sometime I will be watching Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 3, the final episode "The Best of Both Worlds" (Part One). One of the best Star Trek episodes ever created.

Today's Random Picture: My Casio Digital watch!!!

My tooth is broken :( . Basically many years ago I was swimming and chipped my tooth on the bottom of the pool, and yesterday the repair work failed while I was eating dinner. I'm getting it fixed (again) tomorrow, who knows how much it will cost...

And no, at the time I took the photo I hadn't cleaned my teeth.

Check out this video of my friends kicking around the blocks I was playing with. They also slap me with leather gloves.

And Today's Random Picture: Some curtains!!!

Check out some screenshots of Counter-Strike: Condition Zero I just took!

Today's Random Picture: Some leaves!!!

Great News! I just made a new video titled "Egg Hunt!!11" Download it here now!!!

Today's Random Picture: The Towel Rail!!!

HAPPY EASTER!!!

Today I have dedicated to playing games (UT2004, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero) and watching movies. Probably some Star Trek: The Next Generation and Earth: Final Conflict thrown in as well.

Today's Random Picture: My room!!!

Well it was my birthday today... what did I do? Uhm... had an Easter egg?

Anyways I received my copy of Unreal Tournament 2004 yesterday, but the first CD was cracked, and so was the plastic case. So I took it back and got another one.

Today is the first day of the holidays. I'm going to play games and do assignments.

I am really enjoying Counter-Strike: Condition Zero. Go and buy it today.

Today's Random Picture: The lights in the bathroom!!!

See you on the forums...

Here is a picture of the butter I bought, after the people at the party decided to use it at the barbecue outside. And then leave it out overnight...

In 3 hours and 40 minutes myself and a classmate will be demonstrating to the class how to use Postfix. Let's hope it goes well...

I had an excellent Subway sub for lunch today: the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki. It also had Sweet Chili Sauce and Mayonnaise on it. 5 stars    

The flatmates had another party last night! Click here for the pics of the mess they left behind...

Today's Random Picture: The Vacuum cleaner!

Beware of the Goat of Destruction!

The other day in the New Zealand Herald there was a front page article about violence on TV, and how the TV channels were doing nothing to prevent it. However, the people conducting the study excluded sport!!! WHAT THE FUCK! Sport, especially rugby is the most violent thing on television. Perhaps children are so violent because they constantly see people playing rugby and smashing each other up. Obviously the only point of tackling someone is to injure them.

RUGBY SHOULD BE BANNED!

Or, at least be prevented from advertising, much like Cigarettes are not allowed to be advertised. Rugby causes many injuries. My hard earned tax dollars are spent on ACC for these retards. Maybe they should pay for their own injuries for playing such a stupid game?

Today's Random Picture: The Dishwasher:

Well today I am supposed to be making my presentation on Postfix (an email server for Linux) for Monday. Guess I should start making it eh? ;)

Know something that pisses me off? Retarded Customers. I work at a supermarket. I am at the supermarket, in uniform, with my name badge on, putting products on the shelf. And there are lots of dimbasses who ask "Do you work here?" My Response? "Yes..."

Of course what I really want to do is slap them in the face. "What do you mean do I work here? Do you think I put on this uniform, came to the supermarket and started putting stuff on the shelf because I was bored? Because I randomly felt like putting stuff on the shelf?"

Then on course the people get so upset when I tell them we don't have a product they are after. One woman was so upset because we didn't have any tofu or pesto... (one or the other). She tells me "This is the second time I have to change menu because you don't have the stuff I need!"

SLAP!!!!!

What an absolute retard. Have you ever heard of planning ahead?

Here is a random picture for today, my "Entertainment System". Philips 25" TV, Philips 4 head VCR, and Philips 727K DVD Player:

Check out the new Online Winner pictures!

And see you on the forums.

Hello and welcome to April 2004!!!

Who likes maple syrup? I only buy 100% maple syrup, no added sugar or flavorings. I like it so much I even took it with me to McDonald's to use instead of their crappy artificially flavored sugary corn syrup shit they call "maple syrup".

I had a giant pancake this morning. It was cooked on my cast iron frying pan!!! Very nice, esp with the Maple Syrup.

Got any ideas for something you would like to see on scottg26.com?  Post it in the forums !

Check out the Earth: Final Conflict page while you are here.

Think you are 1337? Check out the 1337 5p34k Translator!

Today's Random Picture: My Cast Iron frying pan!!!